Friday, 9 December 2011

My Minecraft Creations

Hello people here I will show you some things I've created in Minecraft.
As I love Coldplay I decided to do this :D

One of my Epic Buildings! :D

My House
Water Fountain

A Bungalow

A Prison Cell


Monday, 17 October 2011

Google Translator Stuff


Here's some stuff I got by messing around on Google Translator (and one Bad Translator result). Enjoy them after the Page break!

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Funny Translations Using Bad Translator

Here's something you may, or may not want to read, I recently found something on the Internet called Bad Translator, what you do is enter in any text, choose how many times you want it to be translated, then you should get some really ridiculous translations .Here's the link to the website http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator and here's some of my sentences that have been lost in translation :

"I hate Macs"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I like drugs"



"I push my prostituted wife down staircase and break all bones in her body, then i rape her corpse"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"My husband, dog fighting, sexual harassment."



"I hate bitches who fart on my dildo"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Dogs suck ass. ""

"I violate elephants with stone mallet"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"In addition, Phil 60"


"Paste Your Text Here"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Click here"


Original text:

"I like SEX"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Pasta"


"Who cares about Apple, Microsoft is the future"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Apple and Microsoft do, the life after death."

Saturday, 1 October 2011

My Obession With MLP FIM

As you can guess by the title in this post I am going to talk to you about my obsession with My Little Pony Frienship Is Magic. Your probably thinking that I'm sad but seriously don't judge it before you have even watched it, and before you ask, no I don't like the My Little Pony Franchise in general, only the newer cartoon.

For the people who don't know what MLP FIM is this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic will tell you everything you need to know about it.

Friday, 16 September 2011

toast in the bath

Q - I like eating toast in the bath, so is it a good idea to bring the toaster in the bath?, so I can eat while I bathe.

A - sure, you might find it shockingly convenient!

Monday, 1 August 2011

The Script

Now I'm going to talk about something a little different to my other topics, todays topic is The Script. A band from Ireland who are absolutely phenomenal, their first album which was titled The Script, was the best album so far, then came the 2010 album Science And Faith which was also a brilliant album. I hope they continue to make music like they have, and that Danny O'Donaghue quits smoking because it is majorly affecting his singing.

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Is it a good idea to put a plastic bag over my head?

And the answer is.................................................... No , you only live once :)

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

What is Better Android or iOS?

I would like to find out what other people think is better? and why you think its better.

Personally i think that Android is much better than iOS , the reason for this is because:

Android has a wider ranger of FREE applications that iOS doesent e.g. Angry Birds is free on android but isnt on iOS.




If you ever have any time feel free to check out my youtube channel here and comment , rate , and subscribe i would be very grateful (but anyone with any negative comments can take them somewhere else because i dont make fun of your videos so there is no reason to make fun of mine)

Monday, 28 February 2011

Monday, 14 February 2011

Should I Shoot Myself With an RPG?

the answer is simply no you shouldn't shoot yourself!!, if you do well you tend to DIE!!!! , if anyone decides not to follow my advice they would be too dumb to live . or if you are struggling in life and you feel like you want to end it then GO AHEAD!!! AND DONT LISTEN TO A WORD I SAID!!!!!! .