Monday, 17 October 2011

Google Translator Stuff


Here's some stuff I got by messing around on Google Translator (and one Bad Translator result). Enjoy them after the Page break!

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Funny Translations Using Bad Translator

Here's something you may, or may not want to read, I recently found something on the Internet called Bad Translator, what you do is enter in any text, choose how many times you want it to be translated, then you should get some really ridiculous translations .Here's the link to the website http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator and here's some of my sentences that have been lost in translation :

"I hate Macs"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I like drugs"



"I push my prostituted wife down staircase and break all bones in her body, then i rape her corpse"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"My husband, dog fighting, sexual harassment."



"I hate bitches who fart on my dildo"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Dogs suck ass. ""

"I violate elephants with stone mallet"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"In addition, Phil 60"


"Paste Your Text Here"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Click here"


Original text:

"I like SEX"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Pasta"


"Who cares about Apple, Microsoft is the future"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Apple and Microsoft do, the life after death."

Saturday, 1 October 2011

My Obession With MLP FIM

As you can guess by the title in this post I am going to talk to you about my obsession with My Little Pony Frienship Is Magic. Your probably thinking that I'm sad but seriously don't judge it before you have even watched it, and before you ask, no I don't like the My Little Pony Franchise in general, only the newer cartoon.

For the people who don't know what MLP FIM is this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic will tell you everything you need to know about it.